Fresh Blood

Hey Sharkies, 

Welcome to our waters - we're just four regular joes (and one weird joe...) who are infatuated with the best B-rated (and D, C, and E-rated) shark movies that the seven seas have to offer. How did we embark on such an important quest? Well, the true story involves Walmart, spying (stalking?), and some good wholesome fun, but that's a story is for another time... 

Do you ever struggle to find that perfect shark movie to watch? Do you almost feel like you are searching for diamonds in a kelp forest (reference to Shark Zone, don't worry we'll get there)? We aim to rate, rank, and add much needed commentary to the seemingly endless chum bucket of shark material almost as deep as our pool (which is typically 5ft deep, but is like 6ft because of rainfall). But before we set sail with our locally purchased shot guns and explosives, here is a little bit more about da crew.

 Meet the Contributors

Sawsha(rk)

• Preferred Fish: Go (Fish)!
• Favorite Shark Movie: Sharknado I
• Favorite Body of Water: Idk, be more Pacific 
• Age (in respective shark years): 4

Whale Shark

• Preferred Fish: Goldfish
• Favorite Shark Movie: Toxic Shark
• Favorite Body of Water: Atlantic Ocean
• Age (in respective shark years): 18

Dumb Gulper

• Preferred fish:  catfish
• Favorite shark movie: Shark Tales
• Favorite body of water: pond in my backyard
• Age: 12

Ninja Lanternshark

• Preferred Fish: Swedish Fish 
• Favorite Shark Movie: Shark Attack II
• Favorite Body of Water: The Great Lakes 
• Age (in respective shark years): 4

Basking Shark 

• Preferred Fish: Stix
• Favorite Shark Movie: Shark Attack 
• Favorite Body of Water: The Downstairs Toilet 
• Age (in respective shark years): 12